[In which I, briefly, get overly earnest.]
Regardless of your political beliefs, I think we can all stand behind the idea that voting is a vital civic duty and that suffrage is one of the most beautiful and important privileges granted by this country. Please, make the most of it and head to your nearest polling place today.
Also, regardless of your political beliefs, I think we can all agree that this guy is a complete dickburger.
With hearts embiggened,